slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via shouldnt)


unshaped:

best scene by far

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via okaymad)


meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

im-the-story-teller:

mydrunkkitchen:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

AND I LOVE IT

I PEEL THEM ON PLANES

I misread this as peeing an orange

(via pizza)


fawncore:

pls B)
Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.

-Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via pizza)